Little Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.