Literature jokes
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Make him read a book.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?