1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
