I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Literature Jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
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"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."