Literal jokes

Max

1 view · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Max's joke is literally a joke.

Breath

23 views · NIFFTY · 2 years ago

because yes

A close-up of a white rabbit character with large blue eyes and buck teeth, with the text 'Me trying to breathe through my nose while I run but I literally can't' written above it.

Parent

16 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

Keyboard

11 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

No one:

Columbus

17 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

Cat

17 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

False.

A picture of Dwight Schrute, a character from the tv show "The Office", looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Above him is the text "It's raining cats and dogs?" and below him is the text "False. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water."

Horse

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Chicken

12 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Girl

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Leak

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A four-panel meme. The top row is labeled "MOVIE LEAKS". The left image shows a Wojak wearing a mask over a sad face, with the text "This character dies". The right image shows a crying Wojak with glasses, screaming, with the text "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!". The bottom row is labeled "RADIATION LEAKS". The left image shows a distorted Wojak face with red blotches, multiple eyes, and mushrooms growing from its head, with the text "bLURGH GHSAAGHLR". The right image shows a human skull with melting skin and exposed bone, with the text "My Skin is literally Melting".

View

107 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Cola

6 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

Ass

6 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

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Guys, I went to church on Sunday. The church I used to go to has a new pastor. He has three girls and one boy. The girls are all around my age, and really sweet. And I was sitting next to the girls' side of the youth group, and one of their daughters asked me if I wanted to pray with them during worship. So I was like, "yeah sure," and I went in front of the pews to pray with them. One was holding my hand, then Paris… Read more

Mehafekah mothaf...a

2 months ago

Sometimes i wonder if my friend hates me tho ive been for him thru a lto yte that friend bene with a new feindgroup and i fele like the kid sometimes jsut doesnt caree for me no morre the kid git siad that there aint no reason to not be my friend yet he barely talks to me even tho ive known him closely literally just one minute of conversating with me would make me happy yet he doesnt say shit. he mainly just talks to mutual friend and thats it now.

Necrowmancer

2 months ago

@Matt I need help. So basically my messages wont show up on SW because the accs of the spammer "Ali" (he has multiple accs) I took over (I know this is not fair, but he literally told his passwort and he is a spammer) also got banned. So basically I owned the accs and they were over my IP. Because these accs were banned, my IP also basically got banned and my messages cant show up. Could you fix it?

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