Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan* No one: Literally no one: Me:Time to make his life hell😈
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friends head I say dam, that's a dam big head Nick, then he is like, dude, that's a literal dam.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
Your penis is literally BLUE
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield
Here’s my pun
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
