It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
Sniff a liter of petrol You'll go back to the dream time at
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
Rape victims suck, literally
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Literally the most popular job: youtube
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
