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you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."