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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.

so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Like if your bestfriend has a dog

Leave a like if your like sex and porn.and talk to me if any question

God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty

if your depressed and you crying like this joke

your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint