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you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

Girls are like volcanoes.

You never know when they will erupt.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

20 likes by just cheese.

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.