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1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
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dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
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Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
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What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
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Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
