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Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"