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So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Girls are like valcanoes.

You never know when they will erupt.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life

i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.

What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !

Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now