Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
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My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
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If you like penis.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
