Like jokes

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Like if you know what ashes are.

I like school.

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop acting like an owl!

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

Australia needs YOUR help!

ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."

"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"