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Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Oop
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.