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You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
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If you like penis.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.