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Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.

Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!

BOOMSHACKALATA!

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.