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Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.