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What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Bunger got me like:
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Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"