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Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Memes
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!