Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
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You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
"Time"? More like waiting.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
