Like jokes

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Drama queens be like: =- (

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.