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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

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I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

Like if you love God and Jesus.

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

This is a lot like anal sex.

You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

I like dicks... sporting goods.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Like if you have a dad.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!

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