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This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Memes
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!