Like jokes

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Drama queens be like: =- (

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!