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The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

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If you like penis.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Drama queens be like: =- (

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.