A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
