Like jokes
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I like ramen. If you do, like!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"