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Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
You built like you in the 1980's!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.