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You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

Blue Winston.

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

I like moldy food.

Like this if you like me.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Hi, I like food.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.