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Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Memes
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.