Like jokes
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!