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Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?

De-presso.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

I like chips.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

I like pie.

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)