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There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
ky you def like her
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!