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A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.