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Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

I like penis in my bum!

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

High school is amazing. Like if you agree!