Like jokes
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What are the first four letters of the alphabet?
Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."
Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"
Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Next day...
Student: I know the alphabet.
Teacher: OK, go on.
Student: "You need a haircut."
Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?
Student: "Yes! Get in!"
Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?
Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
*In headteacher's office*
Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?
Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.