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Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

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I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

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