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What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.