Like jokes

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What games do bats like to play at recess?

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.