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You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
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Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
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