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Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

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Chipmunk

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Ass

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.