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Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Memes
Like if its true
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!