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What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?

Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?

Because you have to have money to pay for it.

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."