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*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?

Corpse and Robbers

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My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’

Now, my wrists look like a tiger

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.

guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette

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why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods

voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.