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Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.

Why don’t orphans like baseball?

They have no home to run to.

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.