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10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?

Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."