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Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
that one person in ur class be like
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.