Likebeggar's Hypocrisy

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you smooth-brained human, you wrote a thing about how much you hate people who beg for likes, and then, you go ahead and beg for likes yourself. It's like saying you hate water while drowning in it! It's a joke because of your bone-headedness.