Physical Education jokes
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.