Like jokes

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I like trains.

*train hits him*

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Your head looks like a joke.