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Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Like, and comment if you're single.
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My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.