Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
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Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
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How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
