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What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Dark, rich, and imported.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."

So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."