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Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."