Like jokes
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Memes
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
I like your mom naked.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?