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I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Make like a drum and beat it!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.

Teacher: Who?

Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

I like your mom naked.