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The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.