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What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?

Pony-tails.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Ice cream is just like I scream.

TDS? More like STDs.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

Your head looks like a joke.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

You sound like an owl.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.