Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Like Jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
