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Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
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What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I bet you like men!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.