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"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.