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Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.