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Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎