Like jokes

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

I bet you like men!

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

Why does Tesco like midgets?

Every little helps.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.