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The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"