Lightbulb jokes
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Me always be like on a weekend :
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!