My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Wow that is so sunny
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods, They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go. Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more, ^-^ they filled my life with more Happiness, I believe in the Unicorns and they'll believe in me, I am not a Unicorn although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land but if I could be any creature I would be a Unicorn! :P
whats bright red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
