Lightbulb jokes
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Me always be like on a weekend :
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.