Lightbulb

Lightbulb Jokes

Blonde

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

Guy

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

Woman

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

Orphan

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

Black People

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Cook

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

Period

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!!

Chair

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

Basement

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

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  • Baby

    Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

    Homeless Guy

    How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

    People

    How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

    Back

    How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

    Redhead

    How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

    Sally

    How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, she was electrocuted.

    Agent

    How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

    Emo kid

    How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they just like hanging in the dark.