What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
