How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
This will calm u down rn
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.