Lifestyle jokes
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Who is your mum?
An emo.