Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
