Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Emo Kid Lightbulb
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, buddy! Explain bear here. So, emo kids are known for being sad and liking dark stuff, right? Instead of fixing a lightbulb, they'd rather just sit in the dark and be sad. It's funny because it plays on the emo stereotype. Bet you thought that was hard, huh?