Life jokes

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Here's a joke: Your life.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?

Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂