Life jokes
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Me and my life.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
How to not exist: Kys.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...