Life jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Man dies.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Memes
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.