Life jokes
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I air.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Jake Paul's life: