Life jokes

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.

Have a great day today!

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.