Life jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Man dies.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.