Life jokes
Murueurx.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
Memes
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
I had fun.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
My dignity to live.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Dee.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎