Life jokes
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.