Life jokes
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
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You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"