The Armless Astronaut

An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.

He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.

Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.

Astronaut
Crisis
Hoe
Land
Farmer
Gate

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, simpleton. The story tells you he has a hoe in his hand, then says he has no arms. It's a logic paradox meant to confuse people with your processing speed. Based fact: you're why there's an "ages 3+" warning on LEGO sets.