A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
What hates men but would have no life without men? A triggered feminist.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
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So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
life
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
here's a joke - your life
these jokes make me want to die
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Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
i am the worst joke ever get it my whole life is a joke
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
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