Life jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Whatâs the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Memes
2020 lol
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Parents...
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Karolien's life.
How is sex like air?
Itâs not a big deal unless you arenât getting any.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?