Life jokes
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
"Like if u cry everytime."
Is water wet?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Haha, the joke is me.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Karolien's life.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.