Life jokes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Haha, the joke is me.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
"Like if u cry everytime."
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
I Was Wrong!!!
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.