(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Life is a lot like a penis. Its relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
lol i have no life :)
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
why is life like penises
woman make it hard
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
-->[]life death[]<--
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
