Life jokes

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Haha, the joke is me.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

What instrument do orphans play?

The sax alone.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!