Life jokes

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

Jake Paul's life:

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

My dick is longer than your life.

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!

Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.

Lol, Surprise!

Joke being on them.

As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.

Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!

HELL!

P.S. With a little extra punishments!

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"