Life jokes
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Is water wet?
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Haha, the joke is me.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
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