Life jokes
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".