Life jokes
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.