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chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
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People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
my life
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
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What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
My Dick is longer than your life
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
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Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
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MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
