Life jokes

Couldn't be me being an orphan.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

I laughed at my life so hard.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

We forge the chains we wear in life.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.