Life jokes

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

I laughed at my life so hard.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.