Life jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your own life, hah!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.