Life jokes
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Memes
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.