Life jokes
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your life, ahhahaha!
My entire existence.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
My social life.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.