Life jokes

End everything and your life, Steven Roca!

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

My social life.