Life jokes
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Memes
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Being pro-life.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.