Life jokes
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Your own life, hah!
Life.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I air.
My social life.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!