Life jokes
Louie being born.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Honestly
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Orphan
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
My life.
Kill me, please.