Life jokes
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I'm life.
Me and my life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
I did have a good [time].
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What goes up but never comes down?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.