Life jokes
You will never have a girlfriend.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Your life. That's all.
Your family in a nutshell.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I'm life.
Me and my life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What goes up but never comes down?
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.