Life jokes

I did have a good [time].

Your family in a nutshell.

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

I laughed at my life so hard.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?