Life jokes
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
You will never have a girlfriend.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Your life. That's all.
You die. LOL!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.