Life jokes
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I'm life.
Your family in a nutshell.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
You die. LOL!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
You will never have a girlfriend.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Your life. That's all.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.