Life jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Memes
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
You die. LOL!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Your life. That's all.
I did have a good [time].
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I'm life.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Me and my life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Your family in a nutshell.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).