Me and my life.
Life Jokes
I'm life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Your family in a nutshell.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Go touch some grass, bro.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
