Life jokes
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Memes
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
You die. LOL!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)