Contractor jokes

Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

What do painters and prostitutes have in common?

They're both paid for a good finish.

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!