Contractor jokes
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅