Legs jokes

What has legs but can't walk?

A veteran.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

What has 2 legs and is red all over?

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.