Legs jokes
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Memes
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.