Legs Jokes

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings

What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!

what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu

Ajay's leg

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-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.

What Did The Beer Can Say To The Other? Open Me Please What Did The Coconut Say To The Other? Crack Why Did The Jalapeño Cross The Road? Got Spicy Why Did The Hubcap Cross The Road? Crack Why Jazz JR. Get To The Other Side Of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What Did The Tornado Cross The Road? Let’s Spin Again Why Did The Turkey Get To The Other Side of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What did The Bunny Get To The Side Of The Road? Get Furry

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What is your car 🚘 name

What do you call a cow with all of his legs -high steaks

What has 15 arms 9 legs 8 heads and 12 eyeballs

A mosque after i missile strike it

I love the word legs.

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i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999

The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.