What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
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Q: What do you get from a two legged cow A: lean beef
daikon legs
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what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
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Huh I’m pregnant again must be something in the air, Yea your legs
Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair.... because he had no leges
Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP
