What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Legs Jokes
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
You stink!
Daikon legs.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
