What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
You stink!
Daikon legs.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
